Why not?
Cthulhu Chia Pet: Old God Greenery

Because if there’s a chance it might make a dollar, you should manufacture it, there’s a Cthulhu Chia Pet. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), it looks like the lovechild of a Predator, Davy Jones from Pirates of The Caribbean, and Bob Ross. Now that’s a freaky-deaky love triangle if I’ve ever seen one. Granted not the freakiest, but I’ve really gotta stop going to those Eyes Wide Shut orgies.