I don't even like going head-first down water slides.
Cyclist Supermans On Brakeless Bike To Demonstrate Lower Wind Resistance

This is a video of cyclist Michael Guerra Supermanning on his brakeless bike for a while to demonstrate how the lower wind resistance helps him cruise past other cyclists with ease. That’s cool, but at least those cyclists are upright with their feet on the pedals and not already in human missile form in the event something happens. I mean there’s a reason you never see this technique used in the Tour de France, and that reason is all those cyclists are fraidy-cats and too scared to win. *buttchugs performance-enhancing homebrew Monster Energy, cuts brakes on own bike* TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOOOOOOSHIT!