But can you two play Chopsticks on a giant floor piano?
Duo Demonstrates Their Synchronized Stair Dancing Routine

This is a video of dancing duo Tuzelity Shuffle demonstrating their synchronization skills with a little stair dancing in front of a crowd gathered outside an IKEA store, presumably after stuffing their faces with Swedish meatballs and buying a bunch of furniture they’re going to fail to assemble properly. TRUE STORY: When I first met my girlfriend she and her roommate had just bought a new kitchen table from IKEA that’s supposed to expand, except after they put it together it doesn’t expand, it just drops pieces on the floor when you pull the latch. She’s never been one for following instructions. Obviously, she’s lucky I finally came into her life to drag that table outside and set it on fire.