This is a short video of three cats frozen in battle over a dead bird on a rooftop. If they didn’t move at the end I would have assumed this was just a Renaissance painting. Love those things. Especially the tasteful nudes. Those alabaster boobs — painted almost as if they were carved out of stone. *wolf eyes pop out of head* Ahooga! Hey anybody want to spray me down with the garden hose before I head into this job interview? I got fired from the museum.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees cats are weird little serial killers.