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Ethel The Pet Tortoise Demands Butt Rubs From Neighbors

This is a video highlighting the life of 6-year old sulcata tortoise Ethel, who already has the name of a 100-year old despite only being 7. I guess she’ll grow into it. Ethel is outgoing and loves butt rubs (technically rear carapice rubs) from neighbors while she’s out on walks. Her caretakers say they have to bring a stroller along though because once Ethel has had enough walking for the day, she refuses to go any further. Oh that sounds like an Ethel, alright! Especially if she also makes the best snickerdoodles and plans to take the recipe to grave.