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Finally, A Children’s Toothbrush That Sings ‘Baby Shark’

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything, this is a short commercial for the children’s Baby Shark ‘interactive smart toothbrush’ from Britebrush (~$20 on Amazon). The toothbrush includes “revolutionary oral care technology including smart brushing sensors, side change recognition, a vibrating handle, and a parent check light.” It also has some brushing games to play, AND it sings ‘Baby Shark’. According to the mother in the commercial, it’s “the only toothbrush that’s as smart and fun as my kids,” because apparently her kids are only as smart and fun as toothbrushes. That can’t feel good for anyone.