Bazooka Joe, is that you? No — it’s Bavino Vinny! Available on Amazon and designed to hold a regular size 750ml wine bottle, this green army man is the perfect kitchen accent to let guests know it’s time to get blasted! God, I can still remember the first time I

Because drinking-on-the-go is the only way to drink as far as I’m concerned (I’m a mover and a shaker, or at least a wiggler and a jiggler), Franzia has created the $50 Box Wine Backpack, a perfectly sized backpack for a box of their finest wine, complete with an opening

This is a video of Master Of Wine (I used to be a Master of Canned Beer and Hard Liquor) Konstantin Baum opening and tasting a 159-year old bottle of Burmester port wine bottled way back in 1863. Ah, 1863 — I remember it well. “You’re not an undead warlock.”

Note: Potential jump-scare, make sure to be taking a sip of something while you watch. These are several short TikTok videos from user donnysmokes4 (and apparently drinks4 too) of a bag of wine violently exploding like somebody just called its mom a sour grape. That must have been fun to

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything (no matter how small), this is a borosilicate Pyrex glass wine decanter in the form of a motorcycle. Handblown in Hungary, the $150 vinocycle measures 14-inches long and holds 500mL of wine, or 2/3rds of a standard bottle. Come on, it doesn’t even

Because rich people have nothing better to spend their money on, a bottle of 2000 Pétrus merlot is expected to fetch around a cool million from the Private Sales auction website operated by Christie’s. The bottle (which typically sells for around $6,000) was among 11 others that spent 14 months

This is an example of one of the handblown borosilicate glass octopus wine decanters crafted by Josh DeWall of Chicago-based Ignite Glass Studios. You can get a 500mL version for $600, or a 750mL version (which holds a full bottle of wine) for $950. So, you know, not as cheap

Because some people believe the old adage of not playing with your food only applies to solids, this is a video of glass artist Mattes Kuche giving a nudge to a wine glass he made with such a thin stem that the whole bowl of the glass actually wobbles back