I shall call him Rorschach.
Flamboyant Cuttlefish Shows Off Its Mesmerizing Color-Changing Ability

This is a video of a flamboyant cuttlefish (like that’s what it’s actually called, not because I think it’s doing jazz hands all the time) demonstrating its hypnotic color and pattern-changing abilities (the screencap doesn’t do it justice) while trying to signal the mothership to beam it up and return it to its home planet. Or maybe it’s trying to attract a mate, I don’t know. What do I look like, a marine biologist? No, I’m a human biologist. Oh — yes, that’s your penis. An exceptionally large specimen too! (you’re welcome, now show this to all your friends and Venmo me $5)