This is a video of a man attempting to ride a kid’s slide that can only be described as completely unsafe for adults (and possibly children as well — I’m pretty sure slides are supposed to have such jagged turns and rip a piece of your coat off on the way down). Maybe he was carrying more momentum into those turns than a child would have, I don’t know. We should probably send a few kids down to test it. Preferably my neighbor’s. STOP PLAYING TAG IN MY FLOWER BEDS.

Whoever designed this slide must have really hated children pic.twitter.com/yVnbWTwxum

— Antisocial_butterfly (@_butterf1y_) February 3, 2021

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees that’s certainly one way to rip an arm off your coat.