Grease it first and then let me try.
Brutal Kid’s Slide Takes Man For A Ride

This is a video of a man attempting to ride a kid’s slide that can only be described as completely unsafe for adults (and possibly children as well — I’m pretty sure slides are supposed to have such jagged turns and rip a piece of your coat off on the way down). Maybe he was carrying more momentum into those turns than a child would have, I don’t know. We should probably send a few kids down to test it. Preferably my neighbor’s. STOP PLAYING TAG IN MY FLOWER BEDS.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees that’s certainly one way to rip an arm off your coat.