Jesus take the wheel.
Florida Man Creates Vehicle Out Of Mop Bucket, Skateboard, Leaf Blower, Umbrella

This is a video of Clearwater, Florida Man Brian Edward Kahrs demonstrating the electric vehicle he built out of a mop bucket on a skateboard, powered by a leaf blower blown into an umbrella sail. Oh, Florida Man. Florida Man, Florida Man, Florida Man. I’m not going to lie, I’m impressed. Also a little jealous I didn’t think of this first. Jealous of Florida Man — I never thought the day would come, yet here we are. What other surprises does 2020 have in store for me before it ends? I can only wait and worry. Also, I like how in their little skit the boy steals Brian’s vehicle after he pulls over to use a Porta-Potty. The kids in my neighborhood would do the exact same thing, plus push the Porta-Potty over with me in it then use salt to kill the grass in my yard in the shape of a giant penis.