Because Florida Man has to summer somewhere, this is some Vermont State Police dashcam footage of a man in an excavator attempting to prevent the arrest of his 24-year old son by swinging the bucket of the heavy machinery at police. Unsurprisingly, both have since been arrested, where, God willing,

Because what is life in Florida if not a very realistic simulation of Grand Theft Auto, this is some police helicopter camera footage from Fort Myers of a van thief abandoning the vehicle, then performing a flip off of a 50-foot bridge into the Caloosahatchee River in order to evade

This is ‘When A Bully Steps In A Boxing Gym And Challenges The Boxing Coach,’ a video from Elite Boxing Fitness Center in Oviedo, Florida of some shit-talker challenging boxing coach Dorian Beaupierre to fisticuffs, and proceeding to get his brain and kidneys rattled around for several minutes, finally answering

Because Florida Man does occasionally leave the country, a man in Ontario, Canada was recently pulled over by police because “something seemed off about the vehicle’s driver’s seat,” and officers discovered the driver had replaced the new model Ford Escape’s original seat with a folding lawn chair. Why? I’m not

Because there’s very little else to do on a Thursday night in Columbia Falls, Montana, a nude man on drugs was recently arrested after driving his car through the doors of a grocery store, presumably realizing he’d passed the parking lot, then turning around and leaving the way he entered

Florida Man: if he’s one thing, it’s resourceful. If he’s two things, it’s resourceful, and dead at any moment. This is a shot of Florida Man hauling a pickup truck’s worth of fencing and metal pipes in, on, and around his Ford Mustang. I particularly like the blue power strip

This is a video of Clearwater, Florida Man Brian Edward Kahrs demonstrating the electric vehicle he built out of a mop bucket on a skateboard, powered by a leaf blower blown into an umbrella sail. Oh, Florida Man. Florida Man, Florida Man, Florida Man. I’m not going to lie, I’m

Note: Second video contains colorful language, like a rainbow. Because Florida will never not stop being America’s crazy little penis, these are a couple videos of a semi cruising down the Florida Turnpike with a man hanging on the hood and beating the windshield with a metal bar while the