Because Florida Man does occasionally leave the country, a man in Ontario, Canada was recently pulled over by police because “something seemed off about the vehicle’s driver’s seat,” and officers discovered the driver had replaced the new model Ford Escape’s original seat with a folding lawn chair. Why? I’m not
Because there’s very little else to do on a Thursday night in Columbia Falls, Montana, a nude man on drugs was recently arrested after driving his car through the doors of a grocery store, presumably realizing he’d passed the parking lot, then turning around and leaving the way he entered
Florida Man: if he’s one thing, it’s resourceful. If he’s two things, it’s resourceful, and dead at any moment. This is a shot of Florida Man hauling a pickup truck’s worth of fencing and metal pipes in, on, and around his Ford Mustang. I particularly like the blue power strip
This is a video of Clearwater, Florida Man Brian Edward Kahrs demonstrating the electric vehicle he built out of a mop bucket on a skateboard, powered by a leaf blower blown into an umbrella sail. Oh, Florida Man. Florida Man, Florida Man, Florida Man. I’m not going to lie, I’m
Note: Second video contains colorful language, like a rainbow. Because Florida will never not stop being America’s crazy little penis, these are a couple videos of a semi cruising down the Florida Turnpike with a man hanging on the hood and beating the windshield with a metal bar while the
This is a short video from let’s just assume Florida *checks video, verifies Miami* of a man cutting the grass by towing a lawnmower behind his little gas powered mini-bike (previously: this Texan towing a lawnmower behind their SUV). The title of the video is ‘A Clever Way to Mow