Note: Second video contains colorful language, like a rainbow. Because Florida will never not stop being America’s crazy little penis, these are a couple videos of a semi cruising down the Florida Turnpike with a man hanging on the hood and beating the windshield with a metal bar while the

This is a short video from let’s just assume Florida *checks video, verifies Miami* of a man cutting the grass by towing a lawnmower behind his little gas powered mini-bike (previously: this Texan towing a lawnmower behind their SUV). The title of the video is ‘A Clever Way to Mow