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Giant Falling Tree Branch Almost Crushes Band During Park Concert

Because the Ents can’t stand your music so much one of them was willing to tear its own arm off and try to crush you with it, this is a local news report from Mar Vista, California, where a large tree branch fell and interrupted a concert in a local park. Although, based on crowd turnout, are we sure this was an actual concert and not just band practice? *ba dum tss* Haha, you’re too kind considering I was just making fun of your band, now I feel bad.

Keep going for the news report with multiple angles and photos of the aftermath, which makes it clear the branch was attempting to play that drum set’s last solo.