Tower this is Ghost Rider, requesting a fly-by.
Glider In Strong Headwind Floats Stationary At 14,000 Feet

Because going nowhere fast is a real thing that happens, this is a video of glider pilot Brent Davidson traveling at 46 knots (~53MPH) in an equal headwind of 46 knots created by an air wave lifted by a mountain range below, causing the glider to just float stationary in the sky at 14,000 feet. How about that! Now I’m not sure how this proves the earth is flat, but you can rest assured it does. Also dinosaur fossils aren’t the remnants of long-dead animals, rocks just used to be way cooler.