*climbing on table* Prepare to die!
Guy With 0% Poker Hand Bluffs His Way To A Win

This is a vintage video from the 2007 PokerStars Caribbean Adventure (which appears to have been played outdoors during a hurricane), where Isaac Haxton manages to bluff his way to a win against Ryan Daut’s shitty hand with a somehow even shittier hand. He then decides to show his garbage cards, throwing them down with a flourish just to add insult to injury, which is exactly when I would have flipped that poker table and thrown Isaac into the ocean, but not before tearing his stupid arms off to attract sharks.