This is a short video of some Canadian fisherboys catching a pike and a steelhead trout simultaneously, due to the pike trying to eat the trout. Ha, the old 2-for-1 special, I live for those deals at fast food restaurants. Or — OR — am I dying for them? Get it? Because generally fast food isn’t very healthy, and very specifically not the fast food I order. I mean if a burger isn’t at least 1,500 calories with 60 grams of saturated fat, put it on the Light-N-Fit menu, am I right? “No.” Well what am I then? “Probably going to die soon.” YOLO.