Um, should we call someone? I think Brian might be dead.
Iffy: Student Makes Life-Size Printout Of Himself To Skip Video Conference Classes

This is a video of a student who printed out a life-size 2-D version of himself and decorated it with a t-shirt, hat, and headphones in an attempt to skip video conference classes unnoticed. Cool, but uh, you have a giant shiny crease across your chin. Also you literally never move and can’t communicate in any way. Honestly, I hope this wasn’t the first day of How To Successfully Skip Video Conference Calls 101, because that is clearly a course this guy shouldn’t be skipping. I’m sorry *drawing penis on top of homework assignment in red pen, returns to student* but I’m not even sure you deserve that.