This is a video of a cleverly designed Japanese condiment packet that dispenses both ketchup and mustard in equal parts simultaneously. I always knew I could count on Japan for this sort of innovation. Granted, rarely do I want equal parts of ketchup and mustard on anything. I’m usually 2/3s ketchup or 2/3s mustard, depending on the particular food application. And where’s the relish and chopped onions?! I could really talk about this all day but I don’t want your weekend to peak here so I won’t.