Run you fools! Run!
Ke-Runch!: Brake Failure Sends Semi Crashing Into Gate House

Meanwhile in Russia, a semi truck experiencing brake failure crashes into a gate house, with its occupants escaping a slow-speed crushing death just in the nick of time. Great, now where are these gatekeepers supposed to sip coffee and play solitaire? “You mean vodka and Tetris.” Yes I do.