But I can't accidentally burn down the shed with that!
Kid-Friendly Flamethrower Made From Leaf Blower, Colored Fabric

This is a video of Action Movie Dad’s action movie children playing with a leafblower he modded into a kid-friendly flamethrower with a length of colored fabric. Pretty clever. Now I’m sure there are some other parents out there who would just let their children play with actual fire in order to teach them valuable life lessons. And I’m not saying that’s the right or wrong thing to do, I’m just saying my girlfriend and I have been dropped from several adoption agencies based on my answers to their questionnaires.