Because it was only a matter of time before some LEGO exec made a joke during a meeting about stepping on LEGO bricks and a lightbulb went off in their head and they got on the horn to Crocs to make it happen, these are the LEGO x Crocs Brick Clogs. They’re Crocs that look like the lovechild of studded LEGO plates and clown shoes (what I wouldn’t have given to be a fly on the window of that clown car!). Available in red only in men’s sizes 5 – 13 (women’s 7 – 15), they’ll cost $150 when they’re released February 16th. Great, just in time for not Valentine’s Day. Now I’ll have to remember to get something else. Or, more likely, forget to get something else. The doghouse: I live in it. “Do you even have a girlfriend?” Not that I’ve seen since two Valentine’s Days ago.