Three sheets to the wind indeed!
Liquor Store Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Went Too Hard

This is a short video from TikTok user melissahand317, who spotted a wacky waving inflatable tube guy outside a liquor store who was clearly getting paid in bottles and got paid a little too well. I feel you, wacky waving inflatable tube guy — we’ve all been there. Drinking too much, just to be be clear — not getting paid too well.

Keep going for the video why I speculate why a liquor store even bothered hiring a wacky waving inflatable tube guy — your product sells itself.

@melissahand317 #workedallday #fridaynight #funny ♬ Red Red Wine – The Hit Party Band

Thanks to JustA, who agrees somebody needs to go back to selling tires instead.