Crime: it isn't paying.
Man Attempts To Rob Nail Salon & Patrons, Fails Miserably

In other, far less successful stealing news than the previous post, this is some security cam footage from Atlanta nail salon Nail1st, where a man comes in with a bag over his hand and demands everyone’s money. The problem is, nobody cares. The lady in the mustard colored shirt — you’d swear she was asleep she cares so little. Now that’s what I call staying cool, calm, and collected. Realizing he’s not going to get anything, he quickly gets frustrated and leaves empty-handed. Or rather, with just the empty bag he had on his hand.