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Man Falls Off Ladder Hanging Christmas Lights

Because it’s that time of the year, consider this a public service announcement and don’t fall off your roof or ladder like this guy while trying to hang Christmas lights. Thankfully, his fall wasn’t that far and he wasn’t impaled by a reindeer antler. Besides the kid wailing at the end, it could have been much worse. Trust me, I’ve seen some grisly Christmas light accidents before. FIRSTHAND. Me, I’m talking about me — I had those accidents. Spending the holidays in the hospital has become somewhat of a tradition.