This is the Etsy listing for the Adult Size Armored Bionic Skin T-Rex Costume available from animatronic and costume creature makers MCSDINO out of China. The costume measures approximately 20-feet long and 7.5-feet tall, and requires 1-2 foot tall stilts to walk in. It features a clownfish inspired paint job,

Portland, Oregon based Etsy shop TheKingsShilling constructs “quality custom leather goods and armor made by hand!” Including custom pet armor. The store estimates basic no-frills armor for a small dog will run around $150, while the armor seen in the picture above is more along the lines of $600. Thankfully,