What the hell, branch, I'm walking here!
Man Narrowly Avoids Falling Tree Branch

This is some home security cam footage of a man narrowly avoiding a falling tree branch caused by heavy snow. Pretty reckless of that tree branch if you ask me, clearly the man is wearing a high-visibility jacket. Did you even look first, tree?! Granted, I doubt the branch would have killed him, but it definitely wouldn’t have been a relaxing back massage either. Thankfully, it made a bunch of noise before it fell. Me? If I were that tree this guy would be a KO’d snow angel right now because I strike like a ninja.