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‘Next Level’ ASMR Video With New Triggers Allegedly Produces “Brain Melting Tingles”

Note: Best listened to with headphones.

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response, producing a “low-grade euphoria” in some listeners) video featuring some experimental triggers that can allegedly produce “brain melting tingles” and help listeners achieve a very deep sleep. Just to be clear, it’s better to listen to before bed than before a long drive. Sadly, I’ve listened to a bunch of these ASMR videos and I guess they just don’t work on me. Hypnosis either. *takes off shirt, quacks like a duck* “You sure about that?” *rustles tail feathers, carefully takes seat on imaginary egg* Positive.

Keep going for the video, no more whispering starts at 3:20.