Size 12 please!
Official Adidas Superstar Sneaker LEGO Set

Ever wanted to build your own plastic shoe like a modern Geppetto? Well you’re in luck, thanks to this official Adidas Original Superstar LEGO set. The build-a-sneaker, available on Amazon (product link), features 731 pieces to build either a left or right shoe (but not both, you’ll have to buy two sets if you want a pair), complete with “Adidas Originals Superstar sneaker graphics, shell toe shape, trefoil logo and serrated 3 stripes mark.” It also includes shoelaces, a display stand and plaque, and comes in an authentic shoe box. How about that! Blah blah blah, a bad joke about stepping on LEGO bricks. Are we good here? Cool. Moving on.