Because video proof is key to preventing a divorce (or, in most cases, causing one), this is a video of TikTok user bikearth_ losing her wedding ring down the gullet of a hungry ostrich. Did they rename the ostrich Gollum afterwards? They better have. Was the one ring ever retrieved? No clue, but I collected and dug through dog poop for three days straight once trying to retrieve an earring my girlfriend lost, and all I got was worms. SHE FOUND IT IN HER PAJAMA DRAWER. Now whenever she wears those earrings I remind her I got worms for them. We’ll both laugh, but my butt still itches at night, presumably because I didn’t take enough cat dewormer.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees that ostrich probably innocently mistook it for a Ring Pop.