This is a video of caricature artist Saemee Yoon of Waikiki, Hawaii’s Caricature Party sketching a couple and really hitting their insecurities like a wrecking ball. She makes the woman almost entirely teeth, and the man just a giant nose and Adam’s apple. They have a good laugh about it though. Me? I would have cried all the way to a plastic surgeon. “I’m afraid there’s nothing anything for you.” Because I’m that ugly?! “No, because you’re broke.” That’s the best news I’ve heard all day!

just when I think this caricature artist can’t top herself lol she gets even wilder and more insane pic.twitter.com/taJpHk8858

— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) April 9, 2024

This is a video of Korean beatbox artist JCOP recreating a variety of sounds his crew makes with different objects, and then everybody going absolutely nuts with celebratory breakdancing moves after each one. My favorites are the guy behind him after the ping pong sounds at 0:15, and after the balloon at 0:40. Those are going to be my new go-to dance moves. I don’t care where I am, I’m breaking them out. “Church?” It might not be what Jesus would do, but it is what Jesus would want.

These are several videos from America’s first Official CarJitsu Championship, in which two combatants grapple jujitsu style, but inside a vehicle, utilizing the seat belts and anything else available to them to get their opponent to tap out. Opponents start buckled in, and when the bell sounds immediately remove their belts and start going at it. Some more info about the sport while I fondly remember the first time my brother tried to smash my head with a car armrest.

The game started in Russia but has since made its way to the United States in the form of championships.

Vik Mikheev, who holds a PhD in mathematics and black belts in both Brazilian jiu-jitsu and judo, created the sport in 2020 with his friends.

“In 2020, I came up with the idea of doing competitive grappling in vehicles. Since October of 2020, I and my friends run small tournaments of Car Jitsu to study the aspects of jiu-jitsu application in such a confined space.”

But are competitions always held in the same model car? Because I’d utilize entirely different strategies in a Mini versus a Suburban. Also, I know you can use the seatbelts to choke your opponent, but are you really allowed to use EVERYTHING in the car? Because this wouldn’t be the first time I’ve stabbed somebody with the metal prongs from a headrest.

This is a video of a married couple showing the results of attempting to paint each other’s portrait. The woman did a fair enough job of capturing her husband’s likeness, but his looks like somebody tried painting a yeti they saw while tripping on mushrooms. I imagine if I’d attempted the same artistic exercise with my girlfriend I’d be sleeping in my car tonight. “IS THIS HOW YOU SEE ME?! YOU THINK I’M A TROLL?! OH, LET ME JUST GO FIND A BRIDGE TO CLIMB UNDER SO I CAN DEMAND COINS FROM PEASANTS WHO WANT TO CROSS.” She’s…dramatic.

This trend is going to end in divorce but this couple seems to have what it takes to survive her husband's atrocious lack of artistic talent.
This is adorable pic.twitter.com/DxZCmkMHU3

— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) April 6, 2024

This is a clip of a real life roadrunner vocalizing. Shockingly, it does not make the ‘Meep meep!’ we’ve all come to expect from watching cartoons. It’s more of a really quick clicking. Great, now what else have cartoons been lying to us about?! Next thing you know we’ll find out Captain Planet isn’t actually blue in real life.

@hospicelens Short, fast and furry-ous⚡️ #california #roadrunner #wileecoyote #childhood #cartoon #fyp #knoxmobile #hospice #wish #beepbeep ♬ original sound – Hospice Lens

This is a video of Norwegian musician Ramblin’ Rogers (I didn’t know Norwegians rambled at all) playing a country cover of ‘Mad About Mad About Me’ (aka ‘The Cantina Song’), made intergalactically famous by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes in the original Star Wars movie. He doesn’t really change the song much, just the instrumentation, playing a banjo, lap steel guitar, slide guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, and drums instead of a gasan string drum, Dorenian beshniquel, fanfar, ommni box, bandfill, and kloo horn. You can tell I really did my Google research for this one. In Rogers’ own ramblin’:

Star Wars goes country and western. I needed to be a little silly. I hope someone gets a giggle out of it – We need more silly AND more giggling. Well, gotta mosey!

Well he’s certainly right about that — we DO need more silly and giggling in the world. Just, you know, not at my penis. Anybody else’s is still fair game though.