This is a video of CNN reporter Joe Johns trying to shoo away a raccoon just moments before going live in front of the White House, roaring and throwing a crate in its direction. Haha, raccoons — they’re just like children, they want to be part of the show. And, also just like children, they want to go through your garbage when you’re not paying attention and eat anything that fits in their mouth. I’m…not the best babysitter, but my rates are reasonable.