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Cool, Bro: Corvette Owner Tries To Show Off Acceleration, Immediately Crashes

This is a video from what appears to be a predominately Mustang car cruise in Graffton, Illinois, when a Corvette driver in the group decides to gun it, crashing immediately. Thankfully, he manages to pass between two Mustangs while making his way into the oncoming lanes, and there aren’t any cars there for him to hit. That’s a relief. Still, there’s got to be an easier way to let the world know you can fit your penis into the mouth of a 16oz soda bottle.