Nice try, Hollywood.
Sped Up Footage Of Astronauts On The Moon

This is some video from the lunar surface (read: a Hollywood backlot) of astronauts doing their thing, but with the footage sped up. Obviously, the low-gravity makes the footage appear particularly outlandish. You know it’s crazy we visited the moon six times in four years but haven’t been back since, like it’s the aunt your mom had a falling out with. We’re supposed to go back in 2024, but I’m not getting my hopes up. Because do you know what happens when you get your hopes up? Your dad doesn’t pick you up from school and you never go on that camping trip. “Wait, what?” I just wanted to eat beans out of a can!

Keep going for the video, as well as the requisite Yakety Sax version.

Thanks to Caroline J, who agrees we’ve wasted far too much time already not living on the moon.