What better way to commemorate the end of 2020 than with a holiday dumpster fire? I can’t think of anything. Well, besides shooting myself out of a cannon, but my girlfriend nixed that idea on account of her loving me and not wanting to see me blown into a thousand

Because nothing goes better with coal than a colorless, flavorless candy cane, this is the Bah, Humbug Candy Cane available from Archie McPhee. The 10.25-inch cane weighs 3.1-ounces and is void of “flavor, stripes, and Christmas Spirit.” They cost $4.50 apiece, which is a little bit more than I was

This is a video from the Oregon Zoo of the park’s resident pachyderms smashing and eating some 1,200 pounds of pumpkins to celebrate the arrival of autumn. You know I actually did something similar on the very first day of fall to celebrate the changing of the season, but in

These are several photos and videos of the Halloween display created by some homeowners in East Aurora, New York, featuring a giant spider on a boom that appears to crawl down a 3-story web to the yard below. For reference, I have several pumpkins, a hay bale, and some dried

This is a video of Tom BetGeorge’s 2020 Halloween light and music display, this time choreographed to Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’. Some of those light effects really are nuts. You just have to watch it, even if you skip around, because no screencap can really do it justice. So — you

This is a porch security cam (read: Halloween decoration scare cam) video from a Glendale, Arizona home of an Amazon delivery man receiving a scare from a motion-activated Halloween decoration. I feel like he knows what’s about to happen, but he still gets scared anyways. Now I’m not saying if

These are a few photos and a video of 6-year old Zeus the poodle rocking his Halloween skeleton dog cut and color, as imagined by celebrity pet groomer and his owner, Katrina Short. What a spooky boy! Are you scared? I’m scared…of giving him all the belly rubs! What I’m

Because fall y’all, these are the White Winter Ceramic Holiday Mugs from Fun Express (nothing brings fun quicker than a mug!). A set of four 16-ounce mugs costs $24 on Amazon and man, I thought my friends were bad but those are some ugly mugs. Obviously, the only place they’re