This is a video of a man who’s clearly brought his A-game in an attempt to impress skinny Mario and drops an absolutely stellar performance at a Dance Evolution arcade game. I like how the guys watching in the background half-ass some of the movements as well. Man, I remember at the very beginning of this whole quarantine I dusted off my old Playstation copy of Dance Dance Revolution and convinced myself I was going to dance myself fit. “How’s that working out for you?” Played once in April, up 18 pounds.