Man overboard!
Swamp Buggy With Full Load Of Dudes On Top Sinks In Mud Hole

Seen here reenacting an all-male redneck version of Titanic, a swamp buggy goes down in the drink attempting to cross a deep mud hole. The only thing that would have made it better is if one of the dudes pulled himself onto a piece of flotsam and wouldn’t let anybody else on it despite there being plenty of room. Ahem — Rose! You said you’d never let go but you let go right away! “I meant metaphorically.” Metaphors don’t save lives!