In mature news, a giant Moana faux topiary recently unveiled at Disney’s EPCOT theme park in Florida looks like it has a wiener (pic pulled directly from their Instagram so you know it wasn’t edited). The topiary, part of the upcoming Moana Journey Of Water attraction being built at the

Inspired by the very real roller coaster Steel Vengeance at Cedar Point, this is a video of Venomeater123 (is that venom-eater or veno-meater?) demonstrating the miniature version he build using K’Nex. It took him almost a year to construct, which doesn’t surprise me, because that thing is massive. What would

This is a video of Tom Scott attempting to overcome what he describes as a legitimate phobia of roller coasters (veloxrotaphobia, aka coasterphobia) by riding increasingly intense attractions, from a children’s Runaway Mine Train to…THE NEMESIS. The old ‘taking the steps into the pool’ approach. Me? I just cannonball straight

This is a video from a man who was attempting to take a cute video of his wife and young daughter riding the teacups at Disney for the first time when a dad in another teacup decided to terrorize his own family by spinning their cup as fast as he

This is a short video of a woman riding a 360-degree rolling car available on Alibaba HERE for around $3,500. I don’t know, I feel like I can get myself to puke for a lot cheaper than $3,500. Still, maybe we should buy one and start our own carnival out of

This is a vintage video from the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular at Disney’s Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World in Florida of Indiana Jones tripping and getting crushed by the giant rolling boulder, which proceeds to bounce out of its track and onto the stage. I like all the

Height: it’s my middle name (well, Hite anyways). But despite it, I’m still terrified of them, so China’s ‘Flying Kiss’ attraction in the Wulong Baima mountains near Chongqing is probably not for me. But maybe it’s for you. FaceTime me from the top so I can live vicariously through your

This is a video from Disneyland of a cast member dressed as a wooden drummer boy tasting the pavement after tripping over his own blocky foot during a Christmas parade. Another employee just watches and smirks while security gets him back on his feet and reattaches his head, with far