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Giant Moana Topiary At Disney’s Epcot Looks Like It Has A Wiener

In mature news, a giant Moana faux topiary recently unveiled at Disney’s EPCOT theme park in Florida looks like it has a wiener (pic pulled directly from their Instagram so you know it wasn’t edited). The topiary, part of the upcoming Moana Journey Of Water attraction being built at the park, has an outstretched finger that looks just a little too much like a peepee for me to look at it and not think that’s definitely a sad unit. Will they remove the flaccid finger? Only time will tell. But if they do, hopefully not before I can get a picture riding it like a mechanical bull.

Thanks to Julie, who agrees Disney sneaking wieners into its movies is practically tradition now.