As a sure sign of the end times with no other possible explanation, a swarm of dragonflies recently plagued Misquamicut State Beach in Rhode Island, sending some beachgoers fleeing. Presumably straight home to start bottling water before it turns to blood. Clearly, God is pissed. I also included a video of the kid who asks if dragonflies are baby helicopters while I daydream I still have that childlike innocence back before it was obliterated by the world.