This is a video of body artist Hittesh Patel performing an incredibly limber demonstration of just what he’s capable of, moving all his body parts in unison to create shapes and perform actions that can only be described as he’s an alien. Did you see that finger and toe wave?

This is a clip from Penn & Teller: Fool Us of magician Axel Adler performing a three-legged routine, with each leg appearing to be an actual, functional leg. Of course one isn’t. Or maybe the trick is that all three are actually bionic legs. Regardless, I have three legs myself,

In mature news, a giant Moana faux topiary recently unveiled at Disney’s EPCOT theme park in Florida looks like it has a wiener (pic pulled directly from their Instagram so you know it wasn’t edited). The topiary, part of the upcoming Moana Journey Of Water attraction being built at the

Because toes aren’t weird enough looking already, nail artist Tahvya of Nailedbytav created this realistic eyeball toenail art. She handpainted each eyeball, and says the whole process took about three hours. Three hours well spent if you ask me! This probably goes without saying, but this is the perfect pedicure

Because it’s spooky season, this is a video of a freaky deaky four-legged street performer spotted in Japan. It took me a while to figure out how he was creating the four-legged illusion, and I don’t want to ruin it for you, but if you watch till the end you

This is a video of an African jacana father gathering his chicks to move away from a hungry crocodile by letting them climb up under his wings, giving himself the appearance of a mutant bird with a bunch of extra legs in the process. Those aren’t his legs though, those

This is a timelapse video of extremely ambidextrous Dutch artist Rajacenna van Dam simultaneously drawing four upside-down portraits with her hands, and two with her feet. Wow! And here I can’t butter a piece of toast without dropping it on the floor. Don’t get me wrong, I still eat it,

In bad idea news, this is a video of engineer Allen Pan building robotic legs so a snake can experience every snake’s lifelong dream of walking. Should we be giving snakes robotic legs? Of course not, but that’s not going to stop somebody from doing it for the Youtube views,