This is a video of two dudes performing a couple different tricks that involve sharing each other’s legs. Me? I don’t share my legs with anybody, not even my girlfriend. “Whatever, they’re chicken legs anyways.” Honey! “What?” I told you, I’m going to stop skipping leg day! Keep going for

In other wiener related news (is it going to be one of those days?! Only time will tell. We can all hope though), this is a video of a phallic cloud spotted while driving. There’s no doubt about it, that’s a cumulus wiener. I included screencaps with both the Steak

This is a video from Maybelline (FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn’t born with it, and it isn’t Maybelline either, just hard living) showing off the giant eyelash they attached to London double-decker buses and subway cars to drive under a giant mascara brush of Sky High Mascara. Call me crazy, but

Chhouk the Asian elephant was found wandering the jungles of Cambodia in 2007 as a sickly orphan, missing his front left foot as the result of a poacher’s snare. He was taken in by the Wildlife Alliance, where he’s cared for and receives a new prosthetic about every six months

This is a video from the fun-loving duo behind the Hydraulic Press Channel reproducing some of the shrapnel they’ve created crushing things in a hydraulic press, and seeing how a ballistics gel human face would fare against those flying pieces. SPOILER: Not well at all, and if that head belonged

This is ‘The Kiss 2’ (the first kiss must have left them wanting more!), a piece of performance art orchestrated by artist William Cobbing in which two giant clay-headed humans smooch while smearing each other’s faces, complete with ASMR sound. That’s…something. Something I found way too erotic to be watching

Seen here looking more like a cartoon than an actual animal, a northern tamandua (aka lesser anteater) named Otis extends his full tongue after being woken at the Chase Wildlife Conservancy in Florida. Now that’s one hell of a tongue! My girlfriend can touch her nose with her tongue and

Because soon the day will come when everything that shouldn’t exist, does, this is the FINGERring from artist Nadja Buttendorf: a ring that looks like a realistic finger. The bonus finger is made from silicone, and was designed to be cast in a color that matches its wearer’s skintone for