Oh, Japan. This is the ~$36 octopus ‘body warmer’ sold by Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard that can be worn around the neck and has snaps along its tentacles so you can secure objects in them for easy access. As you can see in the product photo above, this man

This is a video of some Ukrainian prankster walking around Zaporizhzhia and pretending like his giant stack of boxes is going to fall on people. Everyone seems so good natured about it, I feel like if I’d done this around my neighborhood I would have gotten beaten up. People don’t

This is a short video of Bonzo the Rottweiler carrying around his 30-pound dumbbell because *flexing* it’s always the right time for gains. Obviously, that is not a toy you want Bonzo dropping on your feet for you to throw for him. Could you imagine him jumping onto bed and