Oh, Japan. This is the ~$36 octopus ‘body warmer’ sold by Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard that can be worn around the neck and has snaps along its tentacles so you can secure objects in them for easy access. As you can see in the product photo above, this man is clearly ready to negotiate his next business deal with an iron fist AND iron tentacles. Personally, I would just immediately concede to his demands, but I also don’t work here I just came into the building to use the bathroom and got lost and saw a sushi tray. *pointing with chopstick* You’re fired! LOL, I’ll just let myself out if you can point me in the right direction.
