This is a video of Youtuber NileBlue making American cheese (think Kraft Singles) to prove that it’s not just plastic like conspiracy theorists would apparently have you believe. I did not know conspiracy theorists would have me believe that. THE GOVERNMENT IS IN MY SKULL. Did you hear something? Basically,

Because when it rains it pours vomit, this is a video of ‘birds aren’t real’ satirical conspiracy theory founder Peter McIndoe performing a spit-take during a live television interview with Chicago-based WGN 9. The newscasters seem to think it’s real, like birds, but it was obviously a prank. Wait —

This is a segment from a recently aired episode of 60 Minutes in which Bill Whitaker reports on Navy pilots’ regular sightings of UAP (unidentified aerial phenomena). All this UFO talk has gained so much traction that there’s a report due to congress about it next month. Now that’s going

Because ignorance comes in all shapes and sizes (e.g. the shape and size of everyone in this video), this is an hour long compilation of the nation’s top at-home scientists trying to melt snowballs with lighters or candles and claiming the snow isn’t melting, it’s actually burning and the black

This is a leaked government photo that’s believed to have been taken in 2018 of a “motionless, cube-shaped” unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP) as captured by the personal cell phone of “a backseat weapons system operator on an F/A-18F Super Hornet” while flying over the Atlantic Ocean off the east coast

This is a video of a Boeing 747 departing from Anchorage, Alaska and producing some insane condensation in the process. It almost looks like a smoke screen. Of course anybody worth their weight in idiotic conspiracy theories and believing everything they read online knows good and well this isn’t actually