While we may have previously seen an uncurated compilation of dancer smacmccreanor’s impressions of a hydraulic press crushing various objects, this is her top 15 hydraulic press fashion moments. And let me tell you, they are some REAL GOODIES in there. Like, imagine the best goody bag you’ve ever gotten, but instead of being filled with cheap plastic toys from the dollar store it was filled with brilliance. This is what that is. I mean unless you’ve gotten one of those fancy award show goody bags, then, okay, that was probably better. Let me get that skin cream.