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Woman Performs Interpretive Dances To Hydraulic Press Crushing 100 Different Objects

This is a video of Australian performance artist and avante-garde dancer Smac McCreanor performing an interpretive dance for each of 100 different random objects being crushed by a hydraulic press. She really does a fantastic job of capturing the essence of each’s destruction. Of course the matching outfits don’t hurt either. Would I pay money to see this on a Friday night? Pfft, I’d pay money to see this ANY night, this is what life is all about! “Passing the time until you die?” What else is there, really?