These are several videos of incredibly skilled Polish dancer (like he’s from Poland, not like his dance style is kinda like pole dancing) SFINKS (aka Kamil Szpejenkowski) demonstrating his unworldly smooth moonwalk and glides in the crosswalk while stopped at a red light. He’s so incredibly smooth it looks like

This is a video of Japanese finger tutting (aka finger dancing) group XTRAP performing ‘Piano Fingers’, a very impressive synchronized tutting routine featuring their hands clad in glow-in-the-dark gloves. And you know how I feel about glow-in-the-dark gloves. “They make it easier to see what pieces are in the handful

This is a video of a spiny flower mantis (Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi, aka the target mantis due to the large eyespots on its forewings) performing a 7-minute defensive dance to let a presumed threat (in this case the cameraman) know that it will fight you, and it will tear you limb-from-limb

This is a short video of radiated tortoise (named because of the starburst patterns on their shells) Turnip shaking her rump while she receives a shower at the Tennessee Aquarium. Radiated tortoises have actually been documented doing this sort of rain dance during periods of heavy precipitation in their native

In maybe mermaids really do exist news, this is a video of 4X World and European Champion synchronized swimmer Kristina Makushenko demonstrating her almost unbelievable underwater dance skills. It’s all incredible, but my favorite has to be the 360-degree walking loops she does, and the upside-down moonwalk. For skill reference,

I’m not even sure robots are even going to get a chance to tear humanity apart before we do it ourselves, but this ‘Boston Dynamics: Rise Of The Dance Of The Machines’, a video from the Auralnauts of that Boston Dynamics robot dance video remixed into an admittedly catchy binary

This is a clip from the 2020 Crufts International Dog show of 10-year old border collie Breeze (representing Switzerland along with her caretaker Monika Ballerini) dancing to Evanescence’s 2003 banger ‘Bring Me To Life’ during the ‘Freestyle Heelwork To Music’ portion of the competition. Did she win? I’m not sure

Note: Songs lyrics used are NSFW. Because why crash and burn when you can crash and break, this is a series of Youtube videos from Unemployed Jamnapaari of skateboard crashes edited into slick breakdancing moves. Man…I wish every time I’ve fallen it turned into a sweet breakdancing move. ESPECIALLY when