You know what your bathroom needs? A plush Bob-omb toilet paper holder! “I don’t know about that.” I WILL RIP DOWN YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD AND BREAK YOUR TOILET TANK WITH IT. Lol, two pots of coffee already. This is the ~$27 Bob-omb Toilet Paper Holder. The end of the

Psst. Hey you. Yes, you — in the sweatpants. You looking for some brain tingles? You looking for some PIKACHU brain tingles? Because I’ve got what you’re looking for right here. You got some good headphones? Well slip those mammer-jammers on and prepare to get all electric tingly with this

This is a video of Polish composer Karol Szymanowski’s Etude in B-flat minor for piano being performed instead on glass harp by Anna and Arkadiusz Szafraniec and theremin by Grégoire Blanc. It’s got a real other-worldly sound to it, like the sort of thing you’d expect to hear when being

This is the $35 Stretch Clock available for preorder from almost object (shipping April 2021, if there IS an April 2021), a large rubber band with the workings of an analog clock attached along its length with the numbers 3 and 9 printed to the sides (with 12 and 6

Because who doesn’t want to use the carpool lane when they’re driving alone (but things look so much faster over there!), this is the inflatable Grinch Car Buddy with Scarf from Gemmy. He costs $42 on Amazon and buckles into a car seat so you have somebody to talk to

Because there’s no better way to let the loved ones on your shopping list know they’re getting guns for Christmas this year, these are the tactical Christmas stockings from Garud. The $15 stockings are available on Amazon, come in eight different colors and patterns (including pink camo and a bone

Cats: a lot of them like to hide under the bed. Mine are no exception. Enter this $600 – $800 ‘Gatrimonial Bed‘ made by Colombia-based CatLife. It’s a platform bed (mattress not included) with a sort of maze underneath so your cats can find a safe, quiet (at least until

Inspired by Vinheteiro’s performance of the Soviet anthem with an AK-47, this is a video of Youtuber EasyPianoHacks performing the Star-Spangled Banner with an AR-15 and silenced pistol. And what a day for it to, am I right? How timely. I can practically see the rocket’s red glare and bombs