Karma: sometimes it’s instant, and sometimes it plays the long con. Although in the case of Lulu and Dexter here, it’s instant, because Dexter accidentally traps himself under a plastic bin while moving in for the serial kill. Or was that Lulu? My point is this: karma always catches up

This is a video of a duo of wild deer trying to duke it like two t-rexes over munching rights to the backyard treat supply left out for them by ranch owner Gay McMillan of Lake Somerville, Texas. Per Gay while I make a lap around the office challenging coworkers

Because Mother Nature dictates there must be a winner and a loser (symbiotic relationships excluded), this is a clip from National Geographic WILD of a California two-spot octopus (aka bimac) who decides mantis shrimp is on the menu tonight, but the would-be catch of the day isn’t having it, repeatedly

Because there can be only one, this is a video of 13-time arm wrestling World Champion Irina Gladkaya (previously seen destroying challengers at Miami’s Muscle Beach) facing off against World Championship silver medalist, European Vice-Champion and US National Champion Aleksandra Ozerova in a battle of the biceps. I mean among

This is a video of 13-time World Champion arm wrestler Irina Gladkaya of Russia destroying anyone foolish enough to challenge her (in an attempt to win $100) at Miami’s Muscle Beach. She, uh, she’s serious business. Could I beat her? Absolutely not. Could I have my arm broken so badly

This is a video of a mantis shrimp, presumably very angry it was yanked up from Bikini Bottom, punching the fisherman who caught it, slicing through his new bootie and foot and causing him to bleed. The dude sounds pretty upset about the booties, which he repeatedly mentions are new

This is a vintage video of elderly ass-kicker John McSweeney teaching the ‘power strikes of combat karate’ so you can better defend yourself in the event a mustachioed man named Paul wants to do you harm. Or if Paul doesn’t actually want to do you any harm but you’re just

Note: Just watch the video, if you aren’t impressed by thirty seconds you’re unimpressible. This is a video of the first place sparring routine at the 13th World Wushu Championships in 2015 as choreographed and performed by Xiao Wu and Long Long Shi with an insane empty hand versus spear