This is a short TikTok video of a puppy with baby teeth that look like the duck silhouettes in a shooting gallery. And just when you thought puppies couldn’t get any cuter! Impressive work, God. You know, I still have all my dog’s baby teeth in a vial I wear

This is a video of pet duck Wrinkles taking a trip to see all the wonders the Ohio State Fair has to offer. And what wonders there were! The games, the rides, the other animals! Although I wasn’t thrilled to see Wrinkles’ owner buying a corn on the cob from

This is a video of a woman pulling seven baby ducks from a storm drain and reuniting them with their worried mother. Baby ducks falling in drains is an all too common occurrence, and I’ve been saying it from years — we need to duckling-proof those drains. We have a

This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could