Because cargo shorts never went out of style (despite what everyone who sees me wearing them says — carpenter pants too), Hot Pockets has created a pair of shorts with an insulated hot pocket for keeping your Hot Pocket nice and toasty. Obviously, XZibit is into this. Hot Pockets, best

These are a couple video of model Bella Hadid having a dress sprayed on her body to close the show for Coperni’s Spring 2023 Collection at New York Fashion Week. Some more info about the spectacle while I can’t help but feel like I got ripped off buying the emperor’s

Presumably trying to piggyback on the previous performer’s trash inspired performance art, this is a video of environmental activist Rob Greenfield wearing a suit he made containing all the trash he allegedly accumulated over the course of 27 days, totally 62 pounds. Honestly, it’s a better look than some of

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

This is a video from Business Insider detailing the process by which Dutch company Fruitleather makes vegan leather from mangoes that didn’t pass quality control from a fruit importer (which they get for free!). The process basically involves removing the seeds, pureeing the fruit and introducing a proprietary mix of

Because fashion knows no bounds (or decency), these are the unevenly stitched jeans created by Paris-based fashion house Leje. The Slash Jean ($417 – $441) has a single off-centered stitching diagonally across the knees, as if the jeans were slashed and sewn back together unevenly. The L Jean ($528) has